After a long, long winter... some jokes about teachers!

I'm back! I don't know if anyone will keep reading this blog, but I'm back anyway, hehehe...

I feel like writing again, and I even received an ad proposal (!!!) for this blog, which I refused... it didn't make much sense!

I miss having contact with other teachers... I've abandoned several teaching communities on Orkut for several reasons I'd rather not discuss here, but I miss talking about teaching with other teachers.

But let's laugh a little bit:

Joke #1:

(My comment: that's my favorite joke... sorry if I have published that somewhere else!)

A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut.

Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year the son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+.

Mom and dad are very happy and ask the son, 'What changed your mind about learning math?'

The son looked at mom and dad and said, 'Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher's desk and I knew they meant business."

Joke #2:

The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"

The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

Joke #3:

Teacher: Tim, you missed school yesterday, didn't you?

Tim: Not a bit!

(My comment: Huahuahuahuahuahua)

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